January 2012
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hella faded
December 2011
I wish I could spend new years eve with you.
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Partying on New Year's Eve?
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Anyone: Hey you wanna narrat— Morgan Freeman: YES
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out of all the shit I'm getting today
I’m really glad, but the one thing I want more than anything, I can’t have.
I want to spend at least one day with Alex.
But I can’t have that yet.
One day, I will.
I love you, Alex.
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yesss
I finally learned how to use tumblr on my new phone. And also,i wanted a new phone background, so since i can’t put Alex or my parents may see, i decided to put the next best thing, Anthony Green. <3
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Alex Michael Elnicki.
I love you with my entire heart. Thank you for coming into my life and teaching me how to be happy, how to love, how to live. Thank you for every little thing you have taught me and given me because that is what has saved me. Thank you for giving me not only your love, but something that can’t be described by one word. But you have given me something that will help me throughout life,...
When girls change their Facebook status to single
Girl 1: WHAT? :'(
Girl 2: Oh my god text me right now!!!!
Girl 3: I hope you're okay baby girl :(
When guys change their Facebook status to single
Guy 1: She was a hoe anyway man
Guy 2: Yeah I heard she fucked like four other guys
Guy 3: Don't worry bro you got so many other bitches in line
When I change my Facebook status to single
Girls and guys: DIBS
Friend: why do you like that band so much they don't even know you exist
Police: so you say she just fell onto that knife 37 times
“We are all going, I thought, and it applies to turtles and turtlenecks, Alaska...”
– John Green (via faaade-away)
Watchthis always gives me chills.
